I just love the sunny gang’s mutual enthusiasm for singing, dancing, and costume. I love that it’s one of the only things they can agree on. They’re constantly splintering into separate groups, backstabbing and undermining each other, chasing hare-brained schemes which are doomed to fail. But when it comes to putting together some kind of production, be it Lethal Weapons 5 and 6 or The Nightman Cometh, they manage to muster enough dedication and cooperation to actually see it through.
Like how you’ll sometimes catch them synchronize singing for christmas carols, or for boys II men concerts, or just in their free time. Or when they decided to put on a wrestling match, only to immediately forget its original purpose and get wrapped up in its “showmanship” and “pageantry” (their words). When they get roped into hosting a child beauty pageant, they dive headfirst into creating elaborate song-and-dance routines and star in the opening act themselves. And it’s just kind of sweet how this innocent shared hobby is the thing that unites them, the only time you’ll ever see them working toward a common goal. Like when they break out Plan B at the high school reunion and all fail miserably, it’s Dennis who tells them that they put on a great routine when he spent the last two episodes trying to distance himself from them. And they spend hours practicing and get excited when they get to put on a show, and it’s just equal parts endearing and hilarious that these terrible awful people fucking love staging performances.
Bold & Brash
whole family just had an in depth discussion about naming our soon to be puppy ballsack
UR GETTIN A PUPPY???
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
hannibal au where will is a lifeguard searching for whoever keeps performing unsafe cannonballs at the pool and is eventually forced to turn to dr hannonball lecter for help
will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
Patron Saint of the City Dwellers
A small pigeon patron for every citizen. They will watch over you. Promise.
My brother cosplayed as Steven Universe today at WonderCon… It was the best… People would chant “Cheesburger backpack!!! Cheeseburger backpack!!!” every time they saw him… Someone even shouted “I love you Steven” as we were leaving…
wwjd: what weed jesus do?
don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW